
Yesterday at the Tokyo Game Show Nintendo decided to go and open the curtain to fanboys everywhere a new pice of the Nintendo Revolution puzzle by revealing their innovative new controller (read more about it
here).
When I first saw this abomination my first thought was that it was a really crappy looking TV remote from the 80s, but after some nostolgic thought I have come to the conclusion that it remindes me more of the infamous Collecovision or Intellivision controllers from the early 80s.

Truth be told though I wish I could say that this was a sick joke put on by the internet fanboys but it's not, someone at Nintendo (likely a person with lots of research and zero practical knowledge of what people want and need) have desigend a controller that you have to hold and point at your tv (just like a remote) and can plug in a lame ass secondary analog stick to futher control and manipulate. I don't know if Nintendo's goal was to curb the 5+ hour gaming sessions that I so fondly remember as a kid or to create an army of 'one mutant arm' superkids (since you are likely to develop some serious muscles having to hold this controller towards the TV to make it look if you want to play for extended hours) but either way I think the general consensus among the people that count, the consumers, is that this is complete garbage.
If you want my opinion though, I think a more appropriate use for the Nintendo Revolution controller is to use it as the final spike that seals the lid of the coffin on a once great company. So long Nintendo, you provided us with some great memories over the years but in the end your attempt at a swan song ending has resulted in people like me saying "just put them out of their misery already"